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kingschultzies:

the high that u get after u watch a movie in a movie theater is what i LIVE for its beautiful

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

marymargee:

uncultic:

whoresforbreakfast:

The bride surnamed Li cut her wrists and tried to commit suicide after her boyfriend broke up with her just before the marriage. 
Look at her face. She’s given up completely.
This is the most beautiful picture I’ve seen, honest
My favorite photo on Tumblr.

reblog this whenever i see ti

Look, this photo isn’t some soft pastel grunge fucking smoke cigarettes with your fur coats and Goodwill shorts
A woman almost ended her life.
You know, our culture bolsters suicide. This isn’t some beautiful tragedy, it’s someone trying to take their own life, and very much like taking someone’s else’s life
She tried to murder herself; it is awful and horrific. 
Don’t glorify suicide, it’s an insult and incentive for people who are struggling with suicidal thoughts every. day. 

marymargee:

uncultic:

whoresforbreakfast:

The bride surnamed Li cut her wrists and tried to commit suicide after her boyfriend broke up with her just before the marriage.

Look at her face. She’s given up completely.

This is the most beautiful picture I’ve seen, honest

My favorite photo on Tumblr.

reblog this whenever i see ti

Look, this photo isn’t some soft pastel grunge fucking smoke cigarettes with your fur coats and Goodwill shorts

A woman almost ended her life.

You know, our culture bolsters suicide. This isn’t some beautiful tragedy, it’s someone trying to take their own life, and very much like taking someone’s else’s life

She tried to murder herself; it is awful and horrific. 

Don’t glorify suicide, it’s an insult and incentive for people who are struggling with suicidal thoughts every. day. 

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

is that matty from the 1975

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]